Ah, Life

How right he is.

Streets of Agrestic

Guidance Counselor: (Reading Shane’s poetry/rap) My name is Shane/I bring the pain/ Up from the streets of Agrestic/Bitch, you don’t wanna sweat this/I cap any motherfucker/You don’t wanna test this/Be-

Shane: “Be-otch.” I got rage in me. This is my way of venting.

Guidance Counselor: Well, you made a lot of people around this school very nervous.

Shane: Yeah? That’s because they’re a bunch of bitch ass white boys.

Guidance Counselor: I hate to break this to you, but you’re also a bitch ass white boy.

Shane: Whatever, I don’t care.

About A 9

I think I've slid up to a nine because of today. I can't wait to tell Sheila.

First, I went dress shopping with Ragan (who's dress was $29.99, go to Davids Bridal and ask for the dresses that are that price.) where she got a beautiful dress. Then I went home, watched some TV and read. Then I headed off to Stillwater Bowl and bowled with Ragan, Austin, Dani, Dani's brother (Dominic), and Dominic's friend Austin (his nick name is Yoda). We had fun, had really bad service and never got our pizza. The stupid employee (wearing a disgusting lime green shirt) finally gave me my money back after I brought out 'angry Liz'. Then we proceeded to go back to Dani's and play a nerf gun/capture the flag game. It was a lot of fun, I think I want nerf guns now.

ACT

Tomorrow I'm taking the ACT at Rasmussen College. Not looking forward to getting up at 6:45 am tomorrow, but what can you do?

On the bright side I really like the picture above.

Dress-ing

Today I went prom dress shopping with Ragan and her mom. Ragan got a beautiful black and white dress.

It's TEA!

This is for Sonia and her obsession with green tea.





This third one was loved by Gretchen and me a few years ago, and reading Sonia's blog reminded me of it.

G to a T

Now we're just mothers, and we're just fathers of Teenage Daughters.

She rolls her eye's when I'm funny

But she's sweet when she wants money and her freedom