Number 79

"I'm in survival mode right now, and I want us to get to a familiar place, and right now, I feel like that's my van." - Nikolia Wolf

After hearing some interesting conversations between Meghan and Tessa, Courtney and I finally watched Jennifer's Body (thank you Meghan) and I have to say, the lines are very quotable. I should know because I'm like god.

Tessa = Sick

Bus conversations, yep. We talk about some of the weirdest things. One of which I just read a comic about. I thought I would share it with you guys. (click for better picture)

Funny part, it's really about how big their populations are not the men who live in the countries.

16 Reasons

Inspired by Nora's birthday gift to me, here's a list of 16 reasons why I loved today and my party.

1. Tessa's foreign exchange student was the first person to wish me happy birthday on Facebook. Nivétha Guna!
2. Was yelled at by Courtney when I arrived at school. She wanted to wish me a happy birthday.
3. People in biology were psyched that it was my birthday. For some unknown reason.
4. My whole Spanish class seemed to know that it was my birthday.
5. The stuck up Cutaway people in video wished me a wonderful birthday. It's quite an accomplishment for them to look down from their perch atop their self made alters to wish an underling, like me, a happy birthday.
6. The funny hallway incident that involved Matt and Zach. I just need to tell you in person.
7. Maher came to the party and proceeded to scar Gretchen. JK, she's all good.
8. Wendy was able to come and I think got along with everyone. Including me.
9. Got out of watching the movie because of Tess's dad. Cake time!
10. Got Schindler's List from Mikaela. You have no idea how happy this made me!
11. Blew out all the candles, no boyfriends to worry about.
12. Had fun playing in fire with Sonia and Mikaela.
13. Had, by far, the best gift turn out ever. I could really tell people wanted to give me something great, and they all succeeded.
14. Met Nora's kitty after everyone left.
15. It started to rain.
16. Mom and Dad are gone tomorrow so that means Cake for breakfast, lunch and dinner!

Ah, what a wonderful life.

Btw: Here is the safety video.

Seriously?

So, today I decided to google The Heathers. Meghan and Tessa are always talking about this amazing movie that they've seen, and Courtney and I just sit there not understanding anything.

After reading the plot outline on Wikipedia I was kinda' interesting/scarred. Who does that? Who kills people with out knowing it? Veronica (a.k.a. the main character) (a.k.a. the girl from Beetlejuice) must be very stupid.

Then I thought, hey why don't I look a some of the clips on youtube? Instead what I found was somebody had put the whole movie (in parts) online. I then clicked on Heathers Movie Part 6.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. What in the world are you guys watching?!?!?!?!!!?

Seriously, see for yourself. It's messed up.

Letters Home

Dear Meghan,

Your sweatshirt is quite comfortable, I received a lot of complements today. Either the people complemented me or they were confused because I was wearing both of your shirts. Mom and Gretchen both told me they didn't remember it. Mom (before I explained everything) stood up for you and told me to "give it back to Meghan". So, gracias!

Dear Courtney,

Been there done that. Don't get caught up in it all, I'm very happy for you, but I don't want you to....Ferris Bueller says it perfectly: If this keeps going on, the first girl he(she) sleeps with he's(she's) gonna marry. Also, I think you'ed like this poem: Love many, Trust few, Always paddle your own canoe! It describes you in three lines. Lastly, you're horoscope says: your best day ever will be on April 30th 2010.

Dear Tessa,

I really enjoyed your little post, so that's why I'm copying it. But think of it as a complement. Man, I miss you at lunch. Were talking all about Hitler now....great lunch topic.....oh what joy! I have recently become obsessed with the little ë things so much to the point where I am day dreaming about how I could make my illegitimate kids names work with it. Yea, I need help.

Dear America,

This remind you of anyone?

Zoë

I don't mean to creep on people's houses, I just happen to jog past them. When I made up my path (which is 1.6 miles long) I just wanted to jog on streets I knew, you know, incase I got lost.

I had walked by Courtney's and Meghan's house without so much of a peep. Well, I never see anything going on at Courtney's. One time I saw Molly standing in the doorway at Meghan's house. Tessa's is usually quite too.

Until today.

I had my fist run in with her. Well I guess it was more a fast walk and it was with Zoey more then Tessa. I was walking, jamin' to my tunes, when I see Zoey on her leash and it takes me a second to realize Tessa and Christian are lounging out on the step. I say a brief hello, pet Zoey and then I'm off.

It was nice seeing you Tessa.

My Hero!

Tessa

I'm going to model a character in one of my award winning films after her.

"I don't want to be shot of he's the one to bring a gun to school!"

Today during A lunch we sat at our regular table and Tessa decided to be a good person, unlike the rest of us. She asked us if she could invite this guy to sit with us. He's in two of her classes and the poor guy was sitting by himself.

I felt like crap when she asked. I would never have the guts to do something like that, and Tessa does it in a way where she doesn't seem like a creeper who has to do all this charity work, instead she makes fun of Jews and then she invites people to sit with us at lunch.

Long story short, the guy respectfully declined, but I think he was flattered. Good Job Tessa, and thanks for the CD's!

Per Request

This is for Tessa, and everyone else can suffer through it.

J'espère que vous pouvez comprendre ce que j'écris. Au moins ce n'est pas l'espagnol!

Bonjour mon nom est Liz, comment êtes-vous? Je suis bon. C'est la vie, c'est la guerre, c'est la pomme de terre. Et c'est tout ce que je sais.

Okay, if you really must know, just google translate it.

And some escargo (a.k.a snails) to make it more French!

You Will!

Talking with Gretchen after school today we realized that we have a really good relationship. Sure, we get into little fights, but we'd punch anyone who makes fun of the other. So, for those of you who are thinking about 'wronging' me, beware. Gretchen packs a mean bite....or whatever the saying is.

Also, I'm thinking about telling her to get a blog. She had one, a really long time ago, and she knows I have one. Yea, she creeps on me on the computer. Any who.....film fest tonight. It was kinda' funny that Tessa and Courtney look so hurt when I told them about it were as Meghan didn't care when they pretended to shoot me.....

p.s. Meghan, Gretchen doesn't not like you. I asked her.

p.p.s Tessa, Kayla (my video partner) loved the Blue Van's song. I told her that you gave it to me.

Sit Down!

I dreams last night I was on a boat to heaven. Oh wait, wrong era....

I did have a dream last night. Meghan was in it and I was sitting in a Perkins when I saw her sitting with two guys. I asked her why she wasn't in Japan and she said she decided not to go. I was so sad and kept on saying that she would of had so much fun. It made me really depressed.

Then Meghan, Courtney, and I were walking to the bus stop (through 2 feet of snow) and we saw the bus leave without us. I said Mom could drive us, but Tessa (who appeared) said that she wasn't answering the phone. I took off down the street and burst in the house. Mom was curled up in multiple down comforters on the couch. She didn't want to drive us.

Then I woke up.

No Trespassing

"Man, there's been a lot of death recently.", Courtney stated, in her blunt way, this morning on the bus.

It's true, think of all the earthquakes (which Courtney also brought up) and some of my closest friends have family members dropping like flies. Yet (as Tessa cried) all I could do was freak about my sweatshirt....Meghan I think we need to check before we wear it to school just so this never happens...ever again.

Happier news: I trespassed today during sixth hour. When I told Mrs. Drew that Amanda and I probably did something illegal she just laughed and welcomed me to Cutaway Productions. oh joy.

p.s. Mikaela, LOOOOOOVE the pictures!