Gilmore Girls Life Lessons

Everything I Learned About Life, I Learned From Gilmore Girls 1. Almost Anything Can Be 'Dirty' 2. The Four Food Groups Consist Of: Fast Food, Junk Food, Frozen Food, & Take Out 3. Always carry a book, you'll never know when you'll need it 4. Oy, with the poodles already! 5. God lives in London 6. Coffee is essential for survival 7. Swans are vicious birds 8. Snow is magical 9. The difference between cows and humans is hay 10. Childbirth is like doing the splits on a case of dynamite 11. The fish flies at night 12. If you walk with a Harry Potter book on your head and drop the book, Harry will die 13. If men can name kids after themselves, why not women? 14. Never buy something just because it's furry 15. Backwards baseball caps and flannel never go out of style 16. Copper Boom! 17. It's much better to have a haunted leg than a cold 18. You can never have too many Thanksgiving dinners 19. Booze is grown-up milk and cookies 20. A lap is an illusion 21. If you're frustrated with someone, try pushing them into a lake 22. When stuck in a hopeless situation, climb out the balcony window 23. The answer to the problems in the MidEast is 'I have to poop' 24. Dressing in a cute, little maid costume is as close as any self-respecting girl should get to cleaning up 25. Answer the pepperoni 26. Roomba = vaccum and entertainment in one nifty package 27. Beware of Jeep-Hitting Deer 28. Keep that horoscope, it may bring you luck 29. Stay away from windows when drinking 30. The Last Supper cannot be 'funky' 31. Sometimes, you just gotta deviled-egg someone's car 32. Life's Short. Talk Fast.