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"..perfectly normal, thank you very much."

"Experts are unable to explain why the owls have suddenly changed their sleeping pattern."

"Instead he was smiling at a very severe looking women who was wearing square glasses exactly the shape of the markings the cat had around it's eyes."

"Would you care for a lemon drop" "A what?"

"Don't ask questions - that was the first rule..."

"...baggy old clothes and broken glasses..."

"an' a thumpin' good'un, I'd say, once yeh've been trained up a bit."

"Some say he died. Codswallop, in my opinion."

"Yes, thirteen-and-a-half inches."

"Oh, him. I mean, yes, I am."

"Five, I'm the sixth in the family..."

"The boy who kept loosing his toad."

"I'll eat myself if you can find a smarter hat then me."

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

"At the very end of the corridor hung a portrait of a very fat women in a pink silk dress."

Time to play What Book Am I Reading? I have fifteen quotes, now you have to try and guess what book it is I am reading.