Streets of Agrestic

Guidance Counselor: (Reading Shane’s poetry/rap) My name is Shane/I bring the pain/ Up from the streets of Agrestic/Bitch, you don’t wanna sweat this/I cap any motherfucker/You don’t wanna test this/Be-

Shane: “Be-otch.” I got rage in me. This is my way of venting.

Guidance Counselor: Well, you made a lot of people around this school very nervous.

Shane: Yeah? That’s because they’re a bunch of bitch ass white boys.

Guidance Counselor: I hate to break this to you, but you’re also a bitch ass white boy.

Shane: Whatever, I don’t care.