A story from my mom's 30 year reunion. Retold by her to the family moments before this was posted.
You all know (for sake of security) Bill Nemon. Well I was talking to him in the gym and all of a sudden he told me, Wow! You've lost a lot of weight since I last saw you, how much did you loose? You look hot! Don't you think she looks hot? And he just continued on about how much weight I had lost for the rest of the night. So I played a long and told him I had a gastric bypass.
The irony is that Mom has never been over 115lb.