"...chivalry does not imply that a women are powerless. On the contrary, chivalry is an admission of women's superiority. An acknowledgment of your power over us."
"Lucius had officially fallen off his already cracked rocker."
"Some guys-you wish they'ed keep their clothes on. But lucius makes you wish he'd peel off another layer, even. I mean, wouldn't you like to know what's under there?"
"Faith's drooling over him like he's a Prada bag that somehow turned up in a sale bin at Wal-Mart. Discount priced and ready to move-right onto her arm."
"Lucius looks like he's always on the edge of committing murder and nothing's going on?"
Jessica's Guide To Dating On The Dark Side by Beth Fantaskey