Quoting Amy

"He still has his iPod earbuds in his ears, but I have no clue if there's music playing in them. I almost want to say something to test him. I know people who pretend they're listening to music but are really eavesdropping on conversations when others think they can't hear." - pg 46

"When the elevator dings and the doors open, I lift my hands off his chest and lean back. Well that was pleasant. I say as I left my purse and step out of the elevator. For who? Nathan responds." -pg 106

-I got the sex lecture.
-Was it harsh?
-Let's just say your dad tried to convince me that he has the knowledge to kill me with one finger. -pg 176

My mom rushes out of the house and hugs Nathan.
-Avi, it's so nice to meet you. Amy has told me so much about you.
-Mom
-How are you liking being in our big city? Amy must be showing you a grand old time.
-Mom, that's not Avi.
-It's not? -pg 201

"This is better then reality television, man." -pg 218

-Amy, where's the rest of your shirt?
-This is it.
-Um.....no. No. No. No. It doesn't cover your....parts. He points to Avi. Close your eyes. He shakes the same finger at me, but still has one hand over his eyes. Go back in your room and put on something VERY conservative. That covers those girl things. -pg 246

-He wondered if I met you on an online dating service.
-What did you tell him?
-I said he should get a life. -pg 263

How To Ruin My Teenage Life by Simone Elkeles