Why Me?

What high schoolers talk about, you know, if you were wondering.

• Give me a pencil so I can stab you, then we can both leave.
• Is that a Turkish flag? I don't know man, couldn't tell ya.
• The sprinkle donuts, it's like eating a decoration.
• The Earth is only six thousand years old, God told me!
• High School Musical just makes me want to vomit profusely.
• Women have rights too! (said by a guy)
• I was thinking about taking a laxative this morning.

Are you disturbed/annoyed/laughing like me?